Breakpoint, By Jeff Duntemann
Ten Megs of RAM - With apologies (and abundant thanks) to Dr. Seuss
I cram RAM.
I cram RAM.
RAM-I-Cram.
I'm RAM-I-Cram and I sell RAM.
Do you have ten megs of RAM?
I do not have ten megs of RAM.
I do not need them, RAM-I-Cram.
Do you code in C++?
Simulate a railroad truss?
I never code in C++
Nor simulate a railroad truss.
I do not have ten megs of RAM;
I do not want them, RAM-I-Cram!
Play a game of Network Quake?
Or VR Vampire! Here's your stake!
That is not my idea of fun;
I only like my steaks well-done.
I do not need ten megs of RAM;
I will not buy them, RAM-I-Cram!
Build a swapfile like NT's!
Multitask your EXEs!
RAM, you can nag till hell might freeze;
Up in the air or on your knees:
I do not want ten megs of RAM;
I will not use them, RAM-I-Cram!
Fill your laptop to the brim!
Take them! Take them! Here's the SIMMs!
Not in my lap! Not COD!
It's just more crap! RAM, let me be!
I do not want ten megs of RAM;
I can't afford them, RAM-I-Cram!
Hmmmm--have you tried ten megs of RAM?
(Long pause, mouse clicks, disk noises)
You've won again, you nasty man;
I must have those ten megs of RAM.
My spreadsheets load in half a flash,
(Although you've drained my bank of cash).
Well, sure, the payoff's worth that risk;
Now--do you have four gigs of disk?
If there is no menu on the left side of the screen, you need to click here to activate the menu.