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Breakpoint, By Jeff Duntemann

Ten Megs of RAM - With apologies (and abundant thanks) to Dr. Seuss

I cram RAM.
I cram RAM.
RAM-I-Cram.

I'm RAM-I-Cram and I sell RAM.
Do you have ten megs of RAM?

I do not have ten megs of RAM.
I do not need them, RAM-I-Cram.

Do you code in C++?
Simulate a railroad truss?

I never code in C++
Nor simulate a railroad truss.
I do not have ten megs of RAM;
I do not want them, RAM-I-Cram!

Play a game of Network Quake?
Or VR Vampire! Here's your stake!

That is not my idea of fun;
I only like my steaks well-done.
I do not need ten megs of RAM;
I will not buy them, RAM-I-Cram!

Build a swapfile like NT's!
Multitask your EXEs!

RAM, you can nag till hell might freeze;
Up in the air or on your knees:
I do not want ten megs of RAM;
I will not use them, RAM-I-Cram!

Fill your laptop to the brim!
Take them! Take them! Here's the SIMMs!

Not in my lap! Not COD!
It's just more crap! RAM, let me be!
I do not want ten megs of RAM;
I can't afford them, RAM-I-Cram!

Hmmmm--have you tried ten megs of RAM?

(Long pause, mouse clicks, disk noises)

You've won again, you nasty man;
I must have those ten megs of RAM.
My spreadsheets load in half a flash,
(Although you've drained my bank of cash).

Well, sure, the payoff's worth that risk;
Now--do you have four gigs of disk?

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