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"To All The Girls...", Willie Nelson & Willie Clinton
(To the tune of "To All The Girls I've Loved Before")

To all the girls I've loved before...
Who travelled in and out my drawers
They always will remain
I left a little stain
On all the girls I've loved before

To all the girls I once caressed...
Who got me in this awful mess
For helping me to grow
I thought no one would know
'Bout all the girls I've loved before

The winds of change are always blowing...
From Gennifer to Paula Jones
Each time another one comes calling
I see them and I jump their bones

To all the girls who shared my life
I had to hide them from my wife
They talked to Kenneth Starr
We shared a fat cigar
You better not say anymore...

He's always looking for some action
Seems like my brain is in a fog
And now he needs a big distraction
Looks like I'll have to wag the dog

To all the girls I've loved before
There'll prob'ly be a couple more
You'd think you'd learn your lesson
I couldn't keep from messin'
With all the girls I've loved before

To all the girls he's loved... and more
Who travelled in and out my drawers
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved... before

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