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Slick Willie's Place, by Cary Seals
(Sung, if possible, to the tune of Gilligan's Island)

Oh sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started in Hope, Arkansas
'Tween Jennifer Flowers' hips

Her date was the mighty governor,
Bill Clinton was his name.
One night he met young Paula Jones
And on to her he came.
And on to her he came.

Whitewater started getting rough.
His mighty dick was lost.
If not for the help of the Highway Patrol,
He couldn't get it off,
He couldn't get it off.

Willie left town and settled in this gorgeous new White House
With Hillary, that damn cat too,
The Vice-President and his wife,
Kenneth Starr, and a bed
Here at Slick Willie's Place!

So this is the tale of our President,
He shows nothing now but class.
Nothing can distract him
Except a piece of ass.

The First Lady and Tipper too
Will do their very best
To see that Willie's comfortable
In his government love nest.

He moves, he strikes, he reels them in,
He feels the passion burn.
Before she knows just what is up,
He's banged the new intern.

So join us here in court my friend,
I'm sure that you'll be pleased.
Just give your deposition
Down upon your knees.

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