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The senator had injured his eye while on summer vacation and his doctor treated it, making a patch for him to wear over the hurt eye.

"You'd better wear this patch whenever you are exposed to a strong wind," the doctor said.

"Guess you'd better put it on me now," said the senator. "I'm due on the Senate floor right away."

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