Medicare Part G

If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

• The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet.
• You may then shoot one worthless politician.
• This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.
• Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
• As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?

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