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The Democrat have Trump on video at Walmart with 15 items in his cart in a 10 item checkout line. This could be it.

Because of Trump's attaks cocaine has tripled in price.
Democrats are furious.

Hillary played the woman card.
Kamala played the race card.
American played the Trump card.

Nobody has a bigger heart than President Trump. This Christmas, he is flying thousands of illegals home to be with their families.

Dear Liberals:
Stop worrying. Trump isn't going to jail LGBTQ's, make slavery legal or take away women's rights.
He isn't Muslim.

Is Trump Derangement Syndrome covered under Obamacare?

So, they called us Nazis for years, but Trump putting a sombrero on a congressman hurt their feelings?

Every time a liberal leaves America, they are Making America Great Again.

REMINDER: A king would not allow a protest called No Kings.

No Kings = No Brains

No Kings protest is just code for my team lost and I can't handle it.

If Trump pardoned a turkey for Thanksgviing, Democrat/partisan/biased judges would overturn it.

In a shouted response to a question about the Nobel Peace Prize on the White House lawn, Trump had the best response:
Peace is the prize.

Sez here that the UN sabotaged Trump's visit by cutting off his escalator and teleprompter.
Be funny if somebody cut off the UN building electrical power and water.
- Punch Back, September 23, 2025

So, they called us Nazis for years, but Trump puttting a sombrero on a congressman hurt their feelings?

As long as Trump is pissing you off ... I'm happy!

Trump continues to bomb Venezuelan drug boats.
Disney to make a film about it called Finding Kilo."

I still don't understand how the man who had neveer served in public office before being elected president ... is blamed for all of America's probelms by people who have been in congress since the 1970s.

Hey Democrats,
If you hadn't illegally spied on Trump, undermined Trump's presidency, stole the 2020 election, arrested Trump, charged Trump, indicted Trump, gagged Trump, censored Trump, raided Trump's private residence, jailed Trump's supporters, attempted to remove Trump from state ballots, convicted Trump, and tried to kill Trump none of this would be happening.
- The American People

Reminder to Democrats:
Trump 45 was a puppy dog who walked into office ready to make deals with you and govern from the middle.
But you couldn't control your demonic urges. You had to impeach him and shoot him and now you get what you get. Don't throw a fit.
- JesseKellyDC

If you've noticed: Democrats aren't talking about egg prices anymore.
They aren't talking about inflation anymore. They aren't talking about tariffs anymore. They aren't talking about the stock market anymore.
They aren't talking about the border anymore. So now they're pIanning demonstrations to fight "authoritarianism."
Why? Because TRUMP soIved every single one of these issues in 5 months.
They've run out of ammunition.
- WesleyHuntTX

Trump has better coverage than Verizon.
Can you hear us now?

So you're telling me the Epstein files have damaging info about Trump and the Deomcrats didn't make them public while Biden was president?

Trump and Elon defund USAID.
***one month later***
DNC: "we're broke now"
- BennyJohnson

Said Hillary Clinton NEVER!

Remeber how we got here!
Hillary Clinton supplied Iran with uranium to enrich their nuclear program.
Barack Obama gave Iran $1.7 billion that they used to fund their nuclear program.
Joe Biden unfroze over $16 billion of funds for Iran.
So doen't even blame this on Trump.

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.
Did he become a Muslim?

Trump held 96 rallies in 2024. CNN aired 1 of them live.
Butler, Pennsylvania.
What are the odds?

Gavin Newsome vows to double California's violent crime if Trump doesn't stop cleaning up D.C.
- Babylon Bee

Trump agrees to bring Garcia home if El Salvador will keep Cory Booker.

At this rate the only ones NOT involved in Russia/Trump collusion were Russia and Trump.

Democrat Wolf: I am going to eat you.
Democrat Sheep: At least he's not Trump.

Me: I was at the mall yesterday and walked into the book store. I asked if they had Trumps new book on how to deport illegal immigrants.
The clerk yelled: Get the F**k out of here and don't come back.
I Replied: Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback.

So ...
Did it occur to anyone that perhaps Trump is federalizing DC because indictments of Democrat leaders are about to come down and he knows the violent left will want to turn DC streets into a war zone?
..asking for a friend..

Biden gets cancer: Trump supporters prayed for him and blasted his team for hiding it instead of properly helping him.
Trump goes silent for 3 days: The Left begs for his death and starts a trend.
We are not the same.
- JackUnheard

Leftists are spreading a rumor that Trump died over the weekend.
It's obviously not true. He was nowhere near Chicago.

In Washington, President Donald Trump made an appearance to address rumors of his demise.
Upon hearing the news, an outraged Judge Jeb Boasberg ordered Trump to remain dead until further notice.

If Trump is a hatemongering, evil man like the media constantly tells us, then why aren't his followers the ones killing cops, destroying property, looting stores, and assaulting innocent bystanders?

If Trump rescued a drowning child he Democrats would be out protesting the next day "Feed the sharks!"
- PatriotPost.us

2 things disappeared in 2020 that we don't have an explantion for:
The flu
and Biden's 16 million "extra" votes.

When you're 249 years late holding a "NO KING" rally, you might be a Liberal Democrat.

Trump:
I like California like I like my tea, with lots of ICE.

Democrats:
No king! they shout, while begging government to rule their health, their pay, their speech, their children, their land, and their future.

Breaking:
Judge James Boasberg has struck down Trump's ceasefire between Israel and Iran, orders resumption of fighting.

Trump calling Iranian Leadr:
Guess how man bombs I'm sending your way?" How many?
Allah them!

Los Angeles mostly peacful protests:
Trump: Hey Gavine. Your eyes look swollen.
Newsom: Yes, they are.
Trump: You know what's good for swollen eyes?
Newsom: What's that?
Trump: ICE.

So, if Trump is a Nazi, and he won the popular vote, then ...
most people believe Democrats are worse than Nazis, right!

Why are leftists still complaining about Trump?
Shouldn't you be in Canada by now?

A district court judge just ruled that Trump can't insult Elon anymore. Next meme depends on SCOTUS appeal.
- JimmyFailla

Interesting how J Lo spent 30 minutes crying and warning us about Donald J Trump but never warned anybody about P. Diddy.

Liberal: I stand with Ukraine.
Conservative: Be honest.
Liberal: I am being honest.
Conservative: Really?
Liberal: I don't care about Unkraine, I just hate Trump.
Conservative: Thank you.

Had to tell my wife I couldn't do the dishes anymore cause Trump made it illegal for guys to compete in women's sports.

The people who want to castrate kids think Trump and Elon are gong too far.

Liberal: Trump is literally Hitler.
Conservative: I love that you're so open about your mental illness.

The people who obsessed over seeing Trump's tax returns are against finding out where their taxpayer money goes.

The only thing thats gotten worse since Trump became president
is the behavior of the Democrats.

California has a Democrat governor, a Democrat senate, a Democrat assembly, and the federal lands are controlled by a Democrat president.
These fires are obviously Trump's fault.

Celebrities: If Trump gets eleted, I'm moving to Canada.
Trump: I'm gonna make Canada the 51st state.

If you didn't want someone like Trump to wield so much power ...
you shouldn't have spent decades centralizing power with the executive branch.

Ironically, their crying and shrieking over Trump's election is the most entertaining thing Hollywood had produced in years.
- VerminusM

The FBI agent that investigated Trump for colluding with the Russians was sentenced to 4 years in prison for colluding with the Russians.

The folks who said Trump is going to be a dictator ... put you on a list after attending a school board meeting.

Those on the left pretending to be outraged because a professional comedian made a joke about Puerto Rico had no problem with Kathy Griffin holding up a severed, bloody Trump head.

Media Malpractice:
Trump: McDonald's make the best burgers. (opinion)
Media: Trump lies, McDonald's, in fact, doesn't make the "best" burgers.
Tim Walz: I served in Afghanistan (blatant lie)
Media: Tim Walz misspoke about his service record.

Liberals: "lf we could just jail Trump, get rid of MAGA, end the Electoral College, stack the Supreme Court, ban voter ID, and censor free speech we could save democracy."

Liberal Virtue Signaling:
Hate has no home here.
Unless it's hate for Trump, his supporters, white men, Christians and conservatives.

Breaking News: Researchers reveal study showing an increased risk of EDS (Elon Derangement Syndrome) in patients with pre-existing Trump Derangement Syndrome.
- behizy

You don't have to worry about how persecuting Trump will affect elections ...
if you're not planning on having elections.

You know, Trump's cabinet picks wouldn't be as controversial if we simply eliminated the Departments of Commerce, Education, Energy, Labor, HHS, HUD, and Transportation.
- ExJon

Liberals are so upset with Trump, you would think he stole 90% of the Haitian relief fund, sold 20% of our uranium to Russia, deleted 33,000 emails, and let innocent Americans die in Benghazi.

It's wild to see people who robbed us blind trying to justify being upset at us for catching them.

Have you heard?
China retaliates against US tariffs by stopping payments to congress.
- SaulT

Trump: Annnounces opposition to suicide.
Liberals: Announce the Million Trump Jump for suicide freedom.

By the end of my second term ...
the Democrat Party will be nothing but a dating site for gay Muslim ex-convicts.

Hegseth is upset that a group chat leaked when he would have been absolved of any wrong doing if he let 13 soldiers get killed and gave $80 billion in weapons to terrorists.

Trump is the first President in over 100 years to not have a dog ... He's made the democrat Party his bitch insted!

The FBI agent that investigated Trump for colluding with the Russians was sentenced to 4 years in prison for colluding with the Russians.

Federal judges rule that every Trump policy decision requires unamimous approval from all 3,863 federal judges.

When Elon finally sends out the $5,000 DOGE checks, there should be an option to donate their money to Ukraine .. Then we'll see who actually "Stands with Ukraine."

Michael "Moby Dickless" Moore: Trump might be deporting illegals who could "cure cancer"or stop an asteroid.
Michael "Moby Dickless" Moore: That's why we need to abort babies.

Trump is coverning like he's been shot, indicted, investigated, impeached, and has no shits left to give.
He's doing exactly what he promised us and exactly what we voted for and it's glorious.

Trump reportedly keeps showing White House guests where Bill clinton and Monica Lewinsky had sex.

Trump becomes first fascist in history to reduce the size of government.

The way Democrats treat Trump, you would think he showered with his minor daughter and laundered money with his crackhead son.
- MilaLovesJoe

The fastest things on earth.
Cheetah
Airplane
Speed of light
Foreign countriees caving to Trump

Biologists are predicting a decline in male pregnancies due to a political climate change.

Democrats are now upset that Trump took their pronouns.

If Trump is a Nazi and Trump won the popular vote that means that most peopkle believe the Democrats are worse than Nazis.

January 1st is only the first New Year.
January 20th is the start of a New Era

Donald Trump sentenced in N.Y. hush-money case: Will serve 4 years in White House.

On January 20, 2025 we're doing the hokey pokey. Putting the right ones in, take the left ones out.

It's lazy and intellectually dishonest to say Trump shouldn't go after political enemies. The people who went after Trump aren't his personal enemies. They're anti American operatives who weaponized the security state, the media, academia and healthcare against all Americans.
- rising_serpent

I was really happy when Trump won the election, but now I am feeling some buyers remorse. I mean, his cabinet appointments are fire, but it doesn't even look like he is serious about building the concentration camps and doing public beheading of the Democrats.
- CarpeDonktum

Former part time McDonalds fry cook donates his next 4 years salary to support homeless veterans. Starts his new job January 20th.

Trump won and antifa still hasn't rioted...
Because the DNC is out of money to pay them.

Please postpone all international travel plans until America's celebrities have had a chance to leave the country. We want to make sure there are plenty of available seats.

It's always darkest before the Don.

Oh say can you see ... by the Don's early light.

Democrats, the test results are back
and Donald Trump is your Daddy.

Trump single handedly kept American from having the first female president TWICE.
- SpinchBrah

I haven't seen a man beat a woman this bad since the Olympics.
- Caitlyn_Jenner

I hope we never find life on another planet because if we do there's no doubt that the United States will start sending them money!
- Donald J. Trump

Reagan - We have a border crisis
Bush Sr. -We have a border crisis
Clinton - We have a border crisis
Bush jr. -We have a border crisis
Obama - We have a border crisis
Trump - Hey, let's build a wall and solve the border crisis
Liberals - OMG! Trump manufactured this border crisis!

There are three kinds of people:
Those who make things happen. Trump
Those who take from those who make things happen. Sanders
And those who don't know what's happening. Biden.

PIease don't fly anywhere on November 6th. We need those pIane seats empty for all of the celebrities and athletes who promised to Ieave America when President Trump wins.

The same peoploe telling you Trump "overvalued" his assets
also believe that Hunter Biden's "art" is worth 1.5 million dollars.

Trump: Hated for exposing the truth.
Musk: Hateed for letting truth be told.

I have a dream.
Millions of liberals cross the border illegally into Mexico to escape Donald Trump's presidency.

Cher says she will leave the U.S. if Trump gets re-elected.
Another reason to support Trump.

Indicting Trump?
I still have my financial collapse decorations up.

I have never been fondled by Donald Trump but I have been screwed by Joe Biden.

So the FBI has sex tapes of Democrat mayor's and a Chinese spy and kept it hidden.
Knew Eric Swalwell was sleeping with a Chinese spy and kept it hidden.
Had Hunter Biden's laptop and kept it hidden.
But leaked a dossier they knew was fake to the NYT, in an effort to take down Trump.
- Vince Langman

My guess is that if a dead body was found in the trunk of Hillary's car, the FBI would ask Trump why he did it.

Patient: I thought I'd be more happy now that Trump is out of office, instead I feel a bit empty.
Doctor: Be patient, they will tell us who to hate soon.

Trump: Hey Nancy, it's owen.
Pelosi: Owen Who?
Trump: 0 and 2.

Trump close to filling impeachment punch card for free sub sandwich.

FACT CHECKED 100% TRUE
!NC!T!NG V!0LENSE?
Madonna (Dem): Let's blow up the White House!
Peter Fonda (Dem): Lock 10 year old Barren Trmp in a cage with child molesters.
Johnny Depp (Dem): We need another John Wilks Booth!
Tom Arnold (Dem): I fantasize about standing over Trump Jr.'s dead body!
Kathy Griffith (Dem): Holds up a bloody, decapitated head of Trump
Snoop Dog: (Dem): Shoots a likeness of Trmp in a music video, has Trmp in a body bag on his album cover
Joe Biden (Dem): I'd like to take Trump behind a barn to beat him.
Corey Booker (Dem): "I dream of punching Trump in the face.
Maxine Waters (Dem congresswoman) Harass Trump's staff and supporters in public and refuse to serve them.
But according to the left wing media/DNC talking points, it's Trump with the HATEFUL RHETORIC... all in the name of TOLERANCE... .... But their all about PEACE and COMING TOGETHER, right?
Copied from another Patriot!

My shoelace broke today.
Most people would blame Donald Trump but I know it's actually because of climate change.

The same media that told me Hillary Clinton had a 95% chance of winning now tells me Trump's approval ratings are low.

Give a Democrat a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a Democrat to fish ...
and he'll steal your rod, take your wallet, sexually assault the fish,
and then blame President Trump.

All the people claiming Trump's ear bandage from being shot was unnecessary, wore the cosplay face masks incapable of stopping a virus.

WARNING:
If you re-elect Trump, he might broker peace deals in the Middle East, defeat terrorist forces, make the US energy independent, reduce inflation, secure the border, and reduce regulations.
LIKE HE DID LAST TIME!

TRUMP: I'm not even president yet and I'm creating jobs.

People thought the Republican primary would allow people to choose a candidate who echoed Trump's policies but wasn't Trump.
It turns out we might get that candidate in Kamala Harris.
- KateHydeNY

Democrats held power for 12 out of the last 16 years.
yet they still blame Trump for everything wrong with the U.S.
while claiming they know how to fix it.

Trump has taken more enemy fire than Tim Walz.

Trump took a bullet for you. The least you can do is show up and vote.

What if we rename ICE to Planned Citizenship and we call deportations Aborted Naturalizations?

Hitler: He caused the death of 80 million people and tried to exterminete an entire race.
Trump: He lowered your taxes and hurt your feelings.
Knock it off, you look stupid.

If you have to check the message on a stranger's red baseball cap to decide if you hate them ... you might have Trump Derangement Syndrome.

BREAKING:
Trump to be indicted for the shooting of J.R.Ewing in 1980 according to my source a Democrat insider..
- RealMattCrouch

Since the release of the Durham report, it looks like the only ones NOT involved in Russia/Trump collusion were Russia and Trump.

Given Durham's findings that there was no basis for the actions taken by the FBI in launching this investigation, this would be a good time for former House intelligence Chair Adam Schiff to reveal that evidence he said showed the Russian collusion ...
- JonathanTurley

I am so confused.
If President Trump is such a hate-mongering SOB, why aren't his suppporters murdering cops, destroying property, and breaking laws?

The banking system is collapsing.
Arrest Donald Trump.

Trump colluded with Russia!. No. That was Hillary Clinton.
Trump kept kids in cages! No. That was Barack Obama.
Trump obstructed an active investigation. No. That was Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi.
Trump had a Quid Pro Quo in Ukraine! No. That was Joe Biden.

Demcorats:
2015 We got him now!
2016 We got him now!
2017 We got him now!
2018 We got him now!
2019 We got him now!
2020 We got him now!
2021 We got him now!
2022 We got him now!
2022 We got him now!

Breaking News:
Reporter: What did you have for breakfast?
Trump: I had bacon and eggs for breakfast.
Reporter: So you are saying you "kill all vegans"?

If you voted for Biden because you hated Trump, you're an a$$hole.
If you voted for Biden because you honestly felt he was better, you're a stupid a$$hole.

Don't let Trump cheat in 2024
Demand voter ID.

To those who say Trump divided this country, you're correct. He divided common sense and good, from stupidity and evil.

If Trump ever hurt your feelings ...
shut the fuck up and blame your parents for raising a pussy.

Breaking:
Barron Trump is reportedly considering getting into crack cocaine, Russian prostitutes, and corrupt international business dealings to get the FBI to leave him alone.

Name a single business that boarded up their windows becausse they are afraid of President Trump supporters.

It was not a raid. It was a 9.5 hour occupation. 270 man hours.
This was a military operation against a political dissident.
- CharlieKirk11

At the end of his presidency, Barack Obama trucked 30 million pages of his administration's records to Chicago, promising to digitize them and eventually put them online-a move that outraged historians. More than five years after Obama's presidency ended, the National Archives webpage reveals that zero pages have been digitized and disclosed.
- RealDonaldTrump

My
Ass
Got
Acquitted

Donald Trump's tweets are only mean if you're an oversensitive pussy.

BREAKING: Six more women have come forward with allegations that Trump tried to grab their steering wheels.
- ThatMattersNews

The January 6th Committe finally found its smoking gun:
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw President Trump say some things that Liz Cheney thought were bad. I gues it's pretty serious.

News reports.
Trump can't hald a glass of water.
Trump can't walk down an incline.
Trump CAN take out the Secret Service like Jason Bourne.

To the people who fly private but lecture us about the government.
To the people who live in gated communities but lecture us about building walls.
To the people who travel with armed guards and lecture us about guns:
Your bottomless hypocrisy is why America chooses Trump.
- Candace Owens

Can someone explain to me why Putin would go through all that trouble to get Trump elected if he was just going to wait until Biden was in power to attack Ukraine anyways?
- LibertariansDP

If you still hate Trump after the shit show we've been living for the last six months, your commitment to stupidity is impressive.

If Trump supporters are the "American Taliban" when do we get our free military equipment?

I'd love a mean tweet and $1.43 gas right now.

The only evidence of Trump speaking with a Russian Agent before the election was his conversation with Hillary Clinton.

To all the liberals who have been calling Trump Hitler for the last 4 years:
Trump never censored free speech, YOU DID!
Trump never used the media to silence his political opposition, YOU DID!
Trump never threatened to take away the people's guns, YOU DID!
Trump never threatened to put people who disagreed with him politically into reeducation camps, YOU DID!
You might want to take a good long look in the mirror.

Trump was right and many Democrats are wrong.

And in breaking news:
The people who said Trump would destroy America are destroying America.

Trump returns to the White Housse, having accomplished more in 3 days at the hospital ... than Biden did in his 47 years in government.

Trump is 73 and doesn't wear glasses,
because he's got 2020.

REPORT:
Doctors are confirming that President Trump needs to rest comfortably in the White House for four more years.

Based on the unpresidential debate, Trump's real opponent is Chris Wallace.

If the riots are really Trump's fault, do you think Democrats and the media would've spent the last 6 months calling them peaceful protests?

Life or Death Choice:
Trump: Endorsed by the NRA and law enforcement.
Biden: Endorsed by BLM, Antifa, and Planned Parenthood.

Hillary Clinton-destroyed phones with hammers and wiped her email server
Lois Lerner-"lost" 24,000 emails
Robert Mueller & his team-"accidentally" wiped 31 phones before an investigation
...And these are the same people constantly accusing *Trump* of a cover up?
- Charlie Kirk

BLM did not start under Trump, it started under Obama.
The war on police didn't start under Trump, it started under Obama.
This racial tension did not start under Trump, it started under Obama.
Obama emboldened this hate through his administration and now we're paying the cost.

Trump loves miners.
Biden loves minors.

The LameStream media are concerned.
How can they blame Trump for the riots when the media claims riots don't exist?

Joseph Biden is the Loch Ness Monster of The Swamp.
- Donald Trump Jr.

Liberals are so upset with Trump, you would think he stole 90%, of the Haitian relief fund, sold 20% of our uranium to Russia, deleted 33,000 emails, and let innocent Americans die in Benghazi.

NO JOKE. Yes, she really said this!
And once Trump's gone and we have regained our rightful place in the White House, look out if you supported him and endorsed his actions because we'll be coming for you next. You will feel the vengeance of a nation. No stone will be left unturned as we seek you out in this great nation. For it is you that betrayed us.
- Kamala Harris, June 18, 2020

2016 Democrats screamed that Trump was going to destroy America.
2020 Democrats literally destroying America.

If I'm a racist for voting Trump, you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

Black Lives Matter!*
*Except unborn black babies, black cops, black Trump voters, black business owners, black on black homicide victims, ...

The same people who said "Trump will destroy America" are burning America to the ground.

Donald Trump is so far behind in the polls, it reminds me of the night he won the presidency.

The same people who questioned Trump's mental health, are unconcered about Joe Biden's mental health.
Joe Biden, the man who doesn't know what day it is, what office he is running for, or much of anything else.

The same people telling Trump he doesn't know anything about medicine are the same one listening to a 16 year old on climate change.

Just to review the Democrats' plan to confront the China Virus:
- Let criminals out of prison
- Ban private citizens from buying guns
- Open our borders
- Obsess over the name of the virus instead of a cure
- Increase abortion funding
Yet they attack Trump's response?
- Charlie kirk

The same people who call Trump a fascist are now in favor of closing our borders, our schools, our business and our right to leave the house.

Remember they impeached Trump for withholding aid to Ukraine. Now they are withholding aid to the American people.

My car has three pedals and I've only got rwo feet.
It must be climate change and therefore Trumps fault.

Donald Trump to Mitt Romney:
Elizabeth Warren is more Indian then you are Republican.

Why are so many blaming Trump for killing a terrorist? Shouldn't you be blaming the missile? That's what you do with guns ... right?

If we get nuked, it will be by:
Missiles built with American technology sold to China by Bill Clinton.
Funded by billions of American dollars given to Iran by Barack Obama.
With warheads of American uranium sold to Russia by Hillary Clinton,
But somehow Trump is the traitor?

Democrats are going to impeach Trump.
For obstructing their attempt to frame him.

Eric Holder, former attorney general of the United States called Trump dangerous.
Maybe Trump needs to sell firearms to Mexican drug lords to gain the approval of Eric "Fast and Furious" Holder.

At this point, if a dead body was found in Hillary's car the FBI would ask Trump why he did it.

Liberals are outraged Trump fired an ambassador, but they weren't when one was killed and paraded dead through Benghazi.

If you think you're so much smarter than Trump, always remember: He's a billionaire president, and you're sitting at a computer throwing a tantrum.
- W.Kelly Lucas

I still don't understand how the man who had never served in public office before being elected president is blamed for America's problems by the people we have had in Congress since the 1970s.

Nancy Pelosi shouldn't be mad that President Trump didn't tell her what was about to go down; Hell, he didn't tell al-Baghdadi either!
- Diamond and Silk

When I first heard that Trump took out the leader of ISIS I thought he got Obama.

If Trump actually did all the things he's accused of doing, he could run as a Democrat!

Roses are red,
liberals are insane,
anybody entering the US illegally,
will be arrested and detained.
- the poetry of Donald Trump.

I'm a tolerant liberal and I hate Trump.
You'd better agree with me or you're a Nazi, racist, Russian bot.

Hey Democrats. If a million Russians came across our border illegally to vote for Trump, would that be OK? Asking for a friend.

Remember, no matter how much you cry like a baby, whine like a spoiled brat, or scream at the sky like a lunatic, Trump is still your president.

The difference between Hitler and Trump is that one killed 6,000,000 Jews and the other hurt your feelings.

Trump's economy means more and more young people will find jobs and move out of their mother's basement.
OMG. Trump is separating children from their parents!!!

The same people who are outraged by President Trump separating children from their parents at the border just voted to make post-birth abortion legal in America.

If women are upset at Trump's naughty words, who in hell bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray?

President Trump should nominate Hillary Clinton for the next opening on the Supreme Court. Then he can finally get her investigated.

Watching the left come up with new schemes to try to "catch Trump" is the same as watching Wile E. Coyote try to catch the roadrunner.

President Trump's wall costs less than the Obamacare website. Let that sink in America.
- Tim Allen

Let this sink in:
President Trump's wall costs less than all the Obamacare websites.
And unlike Obamacare the wall will actually work!

If we had the money spent on trying to impeach Trump, we could have built a wall around the whole country!

Trump should make the wall out of Russian collusion. People can't get over it.

Russia donated $0.00 to the Trump campaign. Russia donated $145,600,000 to the Clinton Foundation. But Trump was the one investigated!

Nancy Pelosi invited illegal aliens to the State of the Union. President Trump invited victims of illegal aliens to the State of the Union. Let that sink in.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to ban cars, ban planes, give out universal income and thinks socialism works.
She calls Donald Trump crazy.

To all anti-Trump protesters:
Thank you for showing everyone just how idiotic liberals are and giving us Trump supporters a laugh.

Breaking wind from CNN! Nadler, Schiff, and Cummings announce they will conduct hearings to prove Donald Trump kidnapped the Lindbergh baby, brought down the Hindenburg and sank the Lusitania.
- Gov. Mike Huckabee

I love how liberals went from calling Trump supporters racist inbreds to voting for a woman like Ilhan Omar who is anti-semitic and married to her own brother.

Oprah Winfrey is worth over $3 billion and yet lectures us about income equality.
Giving parenting advice yet she has no children.
Giving out marital advice yet she's never been married!
Why do people take her advice?
- Donald Trump

Chuck Schumer has been in office since 1981 and Nancy Pelosi since 1987. They both blame Trump for every problem, but Trump has only been in office for two years ....

Quite frankly, for Trump to receive a nice welcome in California he'd have to come in illegally.
- Dennis Miller

Libs are upset there's no inaugural poet. I'm happy to fill in.
Roses are red violets are blue,
Trump won so screw you.
- Ann Coulter

Democrats produce mobs, Republicans produce jobs!
- Donald Trump

If I said it was wrong to shit in your pants, every Democrat would walk around with a full load.
- Donald Trump

You don't hand matches to an arsonist, and you don't give power to an angry left-wing mob.
- President Trump

If I start opposing the border wall, the Democrats will insist on building it because they have to oppose anything I support.
- Donald Trump

Breaking News:
Trump to start deporting Democrats.
Mexico responds by starting to build border wall.

Imagine if Trump fined everyone who didn't want the wall. Kinda like Obama did with Obamacare.

Liberals:
Why are you still complaining about Trump?
Shouldn't you be a Canadian by now?

My new neighbor is a liberal feminist. I just renamed my WiFi to TrumpIsYourPresident.

Santa Trump:
He's makin' a list and checkin' it twice.
Gonna find out who gets deported by ICE.

After a year of zero evidence of Russian collusion, I have decided to continue my investigation for the simple reason that Trump was not supposed to win.
- Robert Mueller, witchfinder general of the Trump witch hunt.

The Democrat campaign for 2018 is:
Impeach Trump, higher taxes, no I.C.E. and no straws.
What could possibly go wrong!

Voting for Trump is like playing Country Music backwards ...
You get your house back, your car back, your job back and your country back.
- Charlie Daniels

Take the skydive without a parachute challenge to protest Donald Trump.

Breaking News:
West Hollywood City Council passes resolution to remove Donald Trump's Walk of Fame star.
Bill Cosby's star is still there, because in Hollywood, convicted rapists are preferable to Republicans.
- @SeanmDav

This weeks recap:
Trump:
- Strikes trade deal with EU
- Called twitter out on shadowbanning
- Brought back soldier remains from North Korea
- Historic 4.1% GDP
Democrats: - Banned straws.

Cutting welfare to illegal aliens would pay for Trump's wall.
- James Woods

Trump is going to condemn cannibalism so he can watch the liberals eat each other in protest.

Every time Trump fires an Obama appointee, an angel gets its wings!

I told a liberal I identify as a Trump gender.
He got so offended that he actually told me there are only two genders!

If Trump is literally Hitler, then who am I?
- Adolf Hitler

Breaking News:
The Democrats held a press conference to announce that President Trump's nominee for the Supreme Court has views that are extreme, and deeply concerning. We strongly object, and we are going to fight this nomination ... as soon as we find out who it is.

Breaking News:
Gloria Allred will be holding a press conference detailing the sexual assault allegations made by her client, a Chicago woman, against President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee ... Whoever that eventually is!

Bill Clinton: I passed a law in 1996 that separates kids from parents who enter the U.S. illegally.
Barack Obama: I enforced the law he passed for two terms.
Donald Trump: Isn't it hilarious that democrats are demonizing me for enforcing their law?

College professor to class: Who can tell me the square root of impeach Trump?

Leftist Prayer:
Dear God (If you even exist)
Please destroy America so it makes Trump look bad.

Leftist: Trump brought peace to Korea. Now I have to hate peace.

Breaking News: The 9th Circut Court orders Kim Jong-un to continue developing nuclear weapons.

We're at the point where it's more acceptable to curse the President (Trump) at an awards show ... than to insult murderous MS-13 gang members.
- @Hale_Razor

Breaking: Donald Trump's Lawyer Sends FBI Tip He is Potential School Shooter So They'll Ignore Him from Now On

BOMBSHELL: Evidence proves Donald Trump conspired with his campaign to defeat Hillary Clinton
- The People's Cube

The 8 years under Obama has proven one old saying to be true beyond any doubt. "It’s always darkest before Don (Trump)."
- Dangerous Troll

If DACA recipients were likely to vote for Trump’s second term, Pelosi and Schumer would be the first ones putting on their safety hats and building the wall themselves.
- Dangerous Troll

Any woman who marched in the Womens March 2018 please answer either of these two questions
1) What is a single right men have that you don’t?
2) What is a single right Trump has taken away from you since becoming President?
If you can answer either of these, I’ll put on a pussy hat and march with you.
- Dangerous Troll

Democrats chose:
Israel’s enemies over Israel
Rigged elections over democracy
Socialism over Capitalism
Criminals over Police
Globalism over America
Wall Street over Main Street
Illegal immigrants over citizens
That’s why America chose Trump over Hillary
- Dangerous Troll

Further proof that Trump is sexist. Every single one of the Fake News Awards were won by men.
- Dangerous Troll

MAGA:
Make Alexandria Go Away

Those whom Trump would destroy, he first makes mad.

Trump should tweet something antigun. I just want to see liberals defend the Second Amendment.

Liberals are outraged Trump sided with the only country in the Middle East that doesn't want us dead.

This winter it's recommended that pictures of President Trump be added to snow plows.
Because nothing melts snowflakes faster.

I don't see why Trump's climate decision was such a big deal ... Thousands of guys have pulled out of Paris (Hilton) before.

If Trump voters all died, who would pay for the welfare of Hillary voters?

All those Democrats acting like Trump is going to round people up and put them in camps based on race, like he's FDR or something.

If Trump is not your president, why do you want to fight in his military?
Asking for a friend.

Seeing the media interpret Donald Trump's actions is like watching chimpanzees do color commentary on a chess match.

Breaking news: Cher states, "When I watch Donald Trump I want to blow my brains out."
In other news: Donald Trump continues to support the second amendment.

Trump's tweets are beneath the dignity of the White House, where presidents diddle interns with cigars and run guns to Mexico.
- Ann Coulter

Trump's decision on Paris accord has lefties everywhere shitting bricks. Now if they could just shit some rebar, we could build the wall!
- Ann Coulter

Jake Tapper just claimed Trump has offended every single group "from Muslims to Hispanics." One group he hasn't offended: Americans.
- Ann Coulter

Trump's supporters may be deplorable, but Hillary's supporters are deportables.

At this point if President Trump cured cancer liberals would complain he is taking work from the grim reaper.

If Trump Cured Cancer:
Curing cancer is racist
We have the right to die from our cancer
We want our cancer back

Democrats: Don't kill yourselves. Enjoy all eight years of Trump.

Democrat Pollster to Republican homeowner:
Hello! Our research indicates you're one of millions of ignorant, racist, sexist, transphobic, mouth breathing, paste eating, opioid adicted, cousin-loving, bible thumping, white trash, alt-right, Nazi fascist Trump voters.
We're just trying to understand how we lost you.

It seems to me that blaming Trump for the violence of protesters ...
is like blaming the twin towers for having gotten in the way of jets.

Donald Trump has been in the public eye for over 30 years.
He was never once acused of being racist by anyone until he decided to run against the Democrats.

I have a dream:
Millions of liberals cross the border illegally into Mexico to escape Donald Trump's presidency.

The election of Trump did NOT create the left's hate, it revealed it.

The election of Donald Trump has the Democrats more upset than when the Republicans freed their slaves.

Nancy Pelosi says Trump is bringing Dishonor to the presidency.
Pelosi talking about Honor is like a Hooker talking about virtue.
- Chuck Woolery

Why are libs demanding evidence that Obama spied on Trump?
Unnamed sources and baseless claims were enough to satisfy their Russia hysteria.
- Paul Joseph Watson

Newest scandal.
Trump used Russian Dressing during campaign.

I'd like to see Donald Trump relocate a thousand Syrian refugees to Beverly Hills and THEN gauge Hollywood's take on the subject.
- Dinesh DeSouza

Leftist Lament: Impeach Trump or we're moving to Canada.
Rightist Response: Yeah right. You can't even move out of your parent's basement.

California February 11, 2017: We hate Trump so much that we are going to secede from the union.
California February 12, 2017: We need federal emergency help now.

Love trumping hate involves a lot more assault and arson than I thought it would.

The government has confirmed it has received a petition of over 1 million signatures to ban Donald Trump from coming to Britain.
It's also been confirmed that they haven't seen an English name yet.

Obama: I've got a pen and a phone.
Trump: That's nice. I've got white out and a trash can.

High school teacher: I'm not going to share my political beliefs, it's unprofessional.
College professor: What is the square root of fuck Trump?

Madonna: I am ashamed to be an American.
Trump: We are ashamed that you are American.

Lincoln did what Trump is doing.
And Democrats hated him for it, too.
In fact, a Democrat shot Lincoln for it.

In one day, Trump got more fat women out walking, than Michelle Obama did in eight years.

I was part of a 30 million woman march on November 8, 2016.
We marched our asses right into a voting booth and voted Donald J. Trump for President of the United States.

If Trump is not your president, then this is not your country.
You are not a tree.
Move!

I never anticipated that one of the great joys of the Trump election would be the Liberal Meltdown. God, this is sinfully delicious fun!
- James Woods

The road ahead is going to be tough for Donald Trump, what with his lack of community organizing experience.
- Pat Sajak

So by applying the "projection principle," if politicians think the only reason Trump is friendly to Russia is that Russia has compromising information on him...
We can assume that THOSE politicians are only friendly to entities that have compromising information on THEM. Right?

2016
Trump - Whitehouse
Hillery - Jailhouse
Bernie - Nuthouse
Obama - Outhouse

Give a man who is here illegally, a fish and you can feed him for a day. Deport that man and you never have to feed him again.
- Trump 20:16

When 'Trump protestor' is the highest paying job you're qualified to do, it's the liberal media/education complex you should be protesting.

heard on the radio recently:
How do you break up a homeless encampment?
Give all the homeless Trump t-shirts and hats and let the liberals evict them for you.

Obama played the race card, Hillary played the woman card, and America played the Trump card.

Muslim: Reema is only 5 years old. She knows that we're Muslim and started crying when she saw Donald Trump winning.
American: Tell your wife to stop crying. Everything will be alright.

Want to stop the anti-Trump riots?
Just play the National Anthem. They'll all sit their asses down.

Hillary supporters voted for her.
Dead people who can't vote, voted for her.
Illegals who shouldn't vote, voted for her.
Trump/Bernie supporters who had their vote stolen voted for her.
She still lost.

Liberal mental gymnastics
- Twitter is a private company. If you don't like the rules, make your own company! Stop whining when we censor you!
- Twitter is a public utility. It's illegal for Trump to block me! That's censorship. That is sooo wrong!
It's hard work being this stupid.

Q: How do you sound the alarm on Obama and Hillary's bullshit?
A: You Trumpet?

Q: Are Trump's Tweets undermining confidence in the Government?
A: If people had confidence in the government, Hillary Clinton would be president.


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