Are you Conservative or Liberal?

lf you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
lf a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

lf a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
lf a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a liberal is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.

lf a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a liberal doesn't like a host or a channel, he demands that show or channel be cancelled.

lf a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
If a liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.

lf a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a liberal decides he neeeds health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

lf a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
If a liberal sees this, he will delete it because he's "offended."

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