- The Cynical Pessimist
what politicians say | what politicians mean |
I misspoke myself. | I am sorry I told the truth when I thought no one was listening. I hope this won't hurt my chances for re-election. |
I apologize for this unfortunate situation. | I am sorry I got caught committing a crime. I hope this won't hurt my chances for re-election. |
I can categorically deny all wrong doing. | I am sorry I got caught committing a crime. I hope this won't hurt my chances for re-election. |
I was found non guilty of all charges. | After bribing or killing all witnesses they were unable to convict me. I hope this won't hurt my chances for re-election. |
Change you can believe in. | You better believe that I will change from my campaign promises to what I actually believe in once I get elected. I hope this won't hurt my chances for re-election. |
I am 100% behind him. | I am waiting for the bus to come by so I can push him under. I hope this won't hurt my chances for re-election. |
I believe in this Economic Stimulus Package. | I need to pay back everyone who contributed to my election campaign. I hope this won't hurt my chances for re-election. |
I listen to all opinions. | And everyone who disagrees with me is unamerican and needs to be punished. I hope this won't hurt my chances for re-election. |
Let me say this about that. | Let me say nothing about something. I hope this won't hurt my chances for re-election. |
Let me be (crystal, perfectly, totally) clear. | I'm about to lie to you. I hope this won't hurt my chances for re-election. |
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