Perverts Of The World Unite.

Is the priesthood running out of cities, states and countries to transfer you too? Are the local law enforcement agencies closing in on you?

Then the T.S.A. wants you. In an effort to enslave and subjugate the citizens of the United Socialist States of American we are looking for a few good perverts to assist in this transition. Prior sexual assault convictions are not required but do get you hiring priority. Membership in any hate group, Nazis, K.K.K., Islam or other pseudo religious cults that have a history of subjugating others based on race, creed or color is also acceptable proof of job qualifications.

For any applicants that do not reside in the United Socialist States of American, we are leaving our southern border unprotected so that you can more easily enter our country to apply for all the benefits available for all the illegal entrants to our country.

Remember, you are not a pedophile or a deviant. You are just practicing to protect the rights of the government to treat the people with the contempt they deserve for allowing the government to run amok.

This has been a public service message from the T.S.A.

Total Sexual Assault.
Touches Sensitive Areas.
Truly Scandalous Actions.
Thousands Standing Around.
Thousands of Stupid Answers.
Theatrics Stupidity and Apathy.
Terrorists Screenings Amok.
Terrorist Sympathetic Agency.

- Cynical Pessimist

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