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In a country run by idiots if.....

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... An 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a Muslim woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Your seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the "State's" dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government regulation and intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards (Food Stamps), WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work), without any requirement to prove that gainful employment was diligently sought, but couldn’t be found.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Your government can add anything they want to your kid's water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.) but you are not allowed to give them raw milk.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you "safe" according to the government.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... The government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing and singing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered "art".

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... In the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... The media panders to your openly socialist leader while the IRS targets groups with dissenting views.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Your government 'cracks down' on legal gun sales to law abiding citizens while secretly supplying illegal guns to Mexican drug cartels.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Your local government (Chicago) outlawed gun ownership for 'the safety of its citizens' and now boasts the highest murder rate in the country.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.

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