Liberal Justice

A pedophile was standing in court in front of a liberal judge and jury at the end of his trial.

The judge asked, "is there anything you want to say before the jury adjourns for deliberation?"

The pedophile replied, "Yes, your honor. I would like to quote from four great Americans."

"I provided horrible customer service." - I.R.S. commissioner Steven T. Miller

"What difference, at this point, does it make?" - Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton

"We got a lot more important things to move on to." - Secretary of State, John Kerry

And to paraphrase the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, "I did this for the kids."

The verdict came back, not guilty by reason of being a liberal.

- Cynical Pessimist

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