Let Them Eat Caviar
I heard the other day that a caviar company was coming out with a new product. Using the cast-off and otherwise rejected caviar, it is priced so that the less fortunate members of our society can purchase this product and appear to be sophisticated. You know, have a party and serve caviar -- I mean, it's not like anyone at the party would have eaten REAL caviar.
The company decided the name for this new product should be:
"Skid Roe".
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