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West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names.

Welcome To Kentucky - Set your watch back 20 years.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as hillbillies. You must now refer to them as Appalachian-Americans.

Q: How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, ... Go ahead.

Q: How can you tell if a girl is a redneck?
A: She can suck a penis and chew tobacco at the same time, and know what to spit and what to swallow.

Q: Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

Q: What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

Q: What is a Redneck's defense in court?
A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Q: What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
A: A documentary.

Q: What do they call "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
A: "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.

Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

Q: What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

Q: What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
A: Nice tooth!

Q: Best bar pick-up line in Kentucky:
A: "Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat broad."

Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in the back of a trailer, drinking a beer and talking bout life. Billy-Bob said: "If I snuck over to your house while you were out fishing and had sex with your wife, and she got pregnant, would that make us kin?"

Bubba scratched his head for a bit and said: "I don't think so ... but it sure would make us even."

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