Tax Return - Dependents

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents."

I had replied, "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crackheads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; 535 persons in the US House and Senate and 1 useless president."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I keep asking myself, "Who did I leave out?"

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