Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk.

They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.

Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.

I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and Envisioning a new business paradigm.

This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.

I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?

Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem.

Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

The coffee machine is broke...

Who put decaf in the wrong pot?

Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!

Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.

Raise your head slowly and say "...in Jesus name, Amen."

Raise your head slowly and say "... And, finally, let us pray for the future of our company. Amen."

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