Don't Do This To Your Computer, by Ed Tittel and Bob Levitus
Computer Currents, May 1997, Volume 12, Number 5

Top 10 (Or So) Things To Do With ... Your Office Cubicle

01. Put up Velcro strips and throw yourself up on the walls, pretending you're David Letterman.

02. Decorate it with thousands of multi-colored Post-It notes.

03. Declare your independence and secede.

04. Bring a blanket from home and make a fort.

05. Become a tool booth and charge each passerby $1.

06. Install a mirrored ball and boombox and open a disco.

07. Surf naked.

08. Put coiled razor wire along the top of your walls; install a searchlight.

09. Start a war with a cubicle in the next department.

10. Install one of those annoying electric eyes that buzzes every time someone crosses your threshold, and pretend you're a dry cleaner.

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