A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you think you should get a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Seņora, there are three reasons why I should get an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Seņora, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE.
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