Network World - November 27, 1995, volume 12, number 48
ABEND - the column that spares no expense to bring you the sage insights of Internet users and other high-tech wits.

And a cartridge in a pear tree ... (Jeff Mason)

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve modems calling
Eleven screens a-saving
Ten keyboards clicking
Nine mice a-pointing
Eight meg of RAM
Seven desktop cases
Six sound cards playing ...
Five ... Pentium chips
Four floppy disks
Three hard drives
Two CD-ROMs
and a cartridge in a PC.

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