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12 Days of Microsoft Christmas (trust me, it's singable)

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Windows 95 for my PC

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
07 files missin'
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
08 Megs overflowin'
07 files missin'
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
09 apps a crashin'
08 Megs overflowin'
07 files missin'
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
10 modes not supported
09 apps a crashin'
08 Megs overflowin'
07 files missin'
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
09 apps a crashin'
08 Megs overflowin'
07 files missin'
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 sound cards silent
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
09 apps a crashin'
08 Megs overflowin'
07 files missin'
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

And now, the long awaited follow-up:

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

A Macintosh instead of a PC

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to
...hey, wait a minute, this thing works!

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