12 Days of Microsoft Christmas (trust me, it's singable)
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
02 GPFsOn the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
and Windows 95 for my PC
03 ports not respondingOn the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
04 cards a foulOn the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
05 eighty sixOn the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
06 ints conflictin'On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
07 files missin'On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
08 Megs overflowin'On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
07 files missin'
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
09 apps a crashin'On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
08 Megs overflowin'
07 files missin'
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
10 modes not supportedOn the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
09 apps a crashin'
08 Megs overflowin'
07 files missin'
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
11 instructions faultyOn the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
10 modes not supported
09 apps a crashin'
08 Megs overflowin'
07 files missin'
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
12 sound cards silentAnd now, the long awaited follow-up:
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
09 apps a crashin'
08 Megs overflowin'
07 files missin'
06 ints conflictin'
05 eighty six
04 cards a foul
03 ports not responding
02 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A Macintosh instead of a PCOn the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to
...hey, wait a minute, this thing works!
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